In that short period as owner/occupier of the "big room upstairs" we took full advantage of the general lack of supervision. Jumping out of the front windows, painting things we shouldn't, etc.
As you do when you're a child afforded a couple minutes of privacy, I decided to see what would happen if you stuck something other than a plug into the wall outlet. Why? You ask? Why the hell not? If you're constantly told not to do something there must be a compelling reason why. Unsatisfied with the answer to why, you must experiment. It is the scientific method and you all benefit from its discipline!
- Yes, it does spark and you should probably stamp out the carpeting.
- It fucking hurts and there will be no sympathy from your mommy, she told you not to!
- You'd better find where the fuse box is, and where the goddamn extra fuses are stored unless you want to get it when dad gets home.