The Mill Hotel doesn't suck
You get used to the bugs. The truth of the matter is that you cannot open your windows at night....
At the end of the day, the view's not bad at all.
The Anglians call this a water meadow. We call it what it is, a marsh, or a floodplain. To be fair, walking the water meadow seems to be the evening activity for the entire town.
...even I find the following horrific!
Yeah, I used all three and added a new one. "To be fair" in the UK means that someone is about to be let off of the hook, or you're making excuses.